Congratulations! We are pleased to inform you that in recognition of the exceptional way you handle your account, we have increased your credit limit... blah, blah
YOUR expanded purchasing POWER begins RIGHT NOW... Take advantage of all the benefits you qualify for including worldwide acceptance, Zero Liability, cash whenever you need it, and now even more credit.
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Man! I feel like running out and buying a brand new wardrobe, and matching car. Because seriously, this country doesn't have enough debt!!
I hope you laughed in as much shock as I did!
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