Story: Our Car

Once upon a time there was a studly muscular man cruising through Nebraska in his chariot. His blond hair was blowing in the air conditioning when suddenly he was side-swiped! The result:

Luckily, because the studly muscular man chased down the fool, and beat him senseless (story may be slightly altered) months following the studly muscular man's chariot was taken in for a makeover, and temporarily replaced with a mini-van (no laughing it was a Mazda5 2009, and the coolest looking mini-van out there):

A week later the studly muscular man returned the mini-van and picked up his original chariot. He was then seen cruising with his blond hair once again blowing in the air conditioning!